Monday, February 14, 2011

Worst. Teacher. Ever.

Actually, she wasn't bad.  But she lacked some serious judgment on Valentine's Day '91.

My mom and grandma forced me to write letters to my relatives on a regular occasion so when it came to signing cheesy Valentines Day cards, it was second nature to sign it with love.  Unfortunately, I only closed it with 'love' to only one person that year: Peter B.

And also unfortunately, Peter B signed his card with a 'love' to me as well.  My teacher then stated, 'Kate and Peter are going out!'  Thanks.  Thanks a lot.  As if writing 'love' on the back of a punched out, flimsy card with a dinosaur on it that says 'You Raaaaaaaawwwk' is a contractually binding agreement between to people.  You're right.

Plus, his dad lost toes to a lawn mower accident.  Who wanted to be associated with that?

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